Leonard: My resume.
Craig: (chuckles) Forget this. [rips up resume] You can't learn anything from a resume. So, tell me about your employment history.
Leonard: Well, I...
Craig: Interesting. You know, I like to think of Lucky Aide as a kind of family, and in this family, I'd be your father, and as a father, there might be things I might ask of you that don't make sense, but you do it because I'm your father. No sassing back, just do it. Understand?
Leonard: [quietly] Think so.
Craig: Now, who are you in this family? Are you the second cousin? Or maybe the kooky aunt?
Leonard: Well, you know, I've always kind of seen myself in the role of the younger brother. Eager to learn.
Craig: I never had a brother.