Lois: We're only going to be gone for two days. We're going to have at least one weekend before this baby's born where we get some peace and quiet.
Reese: Without us?
Hal: You know the plan?
Craig: As soon as you leave, I put Reese on a bus to his grandma in Canada. After school, I take Malcolm over to Stevie's. And Dewey stays with me. Looks like you're the lucky winner.
Dewey: Uh-huh. Why are you splitting us up?
Hal: Because this is the only way the judge would let us leave town.