Hal: I know, but this morning at the gas station, I saw Eddie Eigen. He come up to me to say hi, and he slipped on an oil stain. He can't perform.
Steve: You're kidding.
Hal: No, I tell you, It's like God backed up that minivan over his ventriloquist hand. So, Eddie uses my cell phone to cancel with the club. Two minutes later, I push redial and got us the gig.