Lois: Reese, take these and go with your brother.
Reese: Mom, what are you doing? Why are you giving me a pink shirt? I don't wear pink. I've never worn pink.
Lois: That shirt is red.
Reese: If you have something to say, just come out and say it.
Lois: [sighs] For the love of God, I'll find you another one.
Karen Tracy: Excuse me. Wow, what happened to your face?
Reese: I slept on it wrong.
Karen Tracy: What do you mean?
Reese: Well, I'm sleeping like this, and then my knee went up into my elbow, and my elbow hit my hand and it went in my mouth, and no one hit me, okay?
Lois: I don't want to hear any more of your whining. You try this on right now, understood?!