Reese: Come back, please. I'll find us a ride.
Alison: Those concert tickets cost me $40 each. That's two times 40. Divide that in two, and it's $40 a ticket.
Reese: But it's not my fault I can't drive us.
Alison: You're the one who had his license taken away!
Reese: Because my public defender wouldn't even try the insanity defense.
Alison: Well, you better think of something, because if we can't get there, then we're not going!
Reese: [to Malcolm and Stevie] Don't ever date anyone smarter than you.