Cynthia: Malcolm! If you do this, I will never have sex with you again. [crowd gasps]
Malcolm: Again?
Boy #1: [o.s.] They had sex?
Boy #2: [o.s.] He had sex with her?
Girl #1: [o.s.] That kid had sex?
Girl #2: [o.s.] She's a slut.
Boy #3: [o.s.] She's a big slut.
Girl #3: Oh, my God, What a slut.
Malcolm: [to camera] Wow, I could really learn a lesson from this, but all I can think about right now is how the whole school is convinced that I had se-
Lois: You get out of that car this instant! What the heck is wrong with you?!