Francis: OK, just for argument's sake, let's say Doctor Bombay was one of the M*A*S*H surgeons. I'd still want Hawkeye operating on my perforated aorta! It's experience that counts. Think about it. [thunder claps]
Eric: Will you hurry up with those dishes, my bubbles are evaporating!
Francis: Eric, you're not gonna believe this. I swear I just saw Commandant Spangler standing outside the window.
Eric: That's not even funny, Francis. There are some things you just don't joke about. And that hook-handed maniac is at the top of the list!
Francis: But he was so real! It was like being back at military school!
Eric: I know. For a long time I saw him every time I shut my eyes. We just have to remember, weescaped from that hellhole. We made it out and found better lives for ourselves. Now let's get these dishes done. We still have to snake out the toilets before we can call it a night.