Reese: Just stay put, Dewey. You're doing great.
Dewey: We've been in here for three hours!
Reese: Hey, I'm just looking out for your best interests. [closes closet door]
Malcolm: All right, Dad just came home. Let's tell 'em now so it ruins their date.
Reese: Or we can wait till they come home and they might be drunk.
Malcolm: This is true.