Quote from Hal in Hal Coaches
Dewey: If you want me, I'll be under my bed. Hal: Oh, come on, Dewey, it wasn't that bad. Dewey: It was terrible. I hate soccer. I stink. My team stinks. Hal: 27 to nothing doesn't reflect how close the first five minutes of the game were. [Dewey looks unimpressed] Hey, you guys won the coin toss.