[Malcolm walks in on Reese and Cynthia kissing]
Malcolm: No, stop!
Cynthia: Malcolm!
Malcolm: Don't do this. He's not who you think he is. I didn't want to tell you, but the only reason Reese has shown any interest in you is because I told him you have big breasts.
Cynthia: What?!
Malcolm: It just happened. I'm really sorry. But he only wants you for your boobs!
Cynthia: Stop saying that!
Malcolm: He planned all this. I can prove it. He wrote it all down. This isn't it. Where's your real calendar?
Reese: That is my calendar. All the proceeds went to animal shelters.