Jackie: So, let's see, you've got grand theft auto, malicious crashing and what else? Oh, yeah, kidnapping me! I always knew you'd go to prison, I just figured it'd be after prom.
Reese: Will you shut up and let me think about this!
Jackie: Do you realize you are driving 20mph on a freeway?
Reese: Hey, I am not getting a speeding ticket on top of everything else. Now, will you just leave me alone for a couple of minutes and let me figure this out? [sirens wail]
Jackie: Ha!
Reese: OK, don't panic, it's just a cop, that's nothing. You can handle one stupid cop. [a series of cop cars fan out on the road behind] Oh, man! [keeps driving]
Jackie: What are you doing? Aren't you pulling over?
Reese: I don't know. I think I'm still going.
Jackie: Reese, if you're being chased by the cops and they say pull over, you have to do it. That's the law!
Reese: Yeah, well, even so...
Jackie: You can't- You know, that's a really good plan, Reese. There's just one little problem with it. This is a driver's ed car! [the passenger-side "brake" was just taped on] Oh, those cheap sons of-