Hal: Lois?
Lois: [sobs] I'm a terrible mother! I shouldn't be allowed to have children.
Hal: Sweetie.
Lois: I've ruined Christmas!
Hal: What do you mean? The boys are behaving like I never knew they could behave. I thought that's what you wanted.
Lois: Yeah, but I didn't want it like this. I wanted to take it back five minutes after I started grabbing those presents but I didn't know how! I'm a monster!
Hal: No, you're not a monster!
Lois: I am. I really am.
Hal: No, you're not a monster.
Lois: [shouts] Why don't you just admit I'm a monster?
Hal: Alright, maybe in this particular case, you're a monster.
Lois: I know!