Lois: [on the phone] Just spend a couple of days with Grandma. You can leave right after Christmas.
Francis: I am not visiting that woman. She's evil and she hates me.
Lois: Francis, this is family. This is Grandma's first Christmas since Grandpa died and you live the closest. How can you be so selfish?
Francis: Well, did you invite her to your house?
Lois: ... She's knows she's always welcome.
Francis: Hey, maybe we'll both get on a bus and come down and surprise you.
Lois: Don't you threaten me! I am ending this discussion! You are going to Whitehorse. You are going to the drug store to buy her a gift. And you are both going to have a proper Christmas!