[flashback:]
Lois: Hal, we have a baby.
Hal: Yes, we do. The baby. Fragile... helpless... little baby.
Lois: He's beautiful. Oh, we're so lucky, aren't we, Hal?
Hal: Huh? Yeah. Lucky.
Lois: You think we're going to be good parents?
Hal: You kidding? The best.
Lois: Do you think it's going to change our relationship?
Hal: Our what? No. No.
Lois: 'Cause we get along so well now, and everybody says a baby really changes things. Oh, I better feed him.
Hal: Why? Frankly, I think he's getting kind of fat.
Lois: Hal, the nurse said I should feed him every four hours.
Hal: Yeah, well, did you get a look at the nurse? I mean... [chuckles]
Lois: Hal, where is the baby?
Hal: I don't know how to say this exactly, but I think the baby's... [baby cries off-screen] ...in the closet! [chuckles] Whoo! Here he is. Perfectly safe.
Lois: You put the baby in the closet?
Hal: You left the milk out on the counter.