Doctor: You're only two centimeters dilated. I think you've got four or five hours at least.
Lois: No.
Hal: Honey, the doctor...
Lois: No! He is coming out now! I have had it with this! You are coming out right now, mister!
Doctor: Ah, ah, ah, what are you doing? It's not time to push. You're just going to prolong your labor.
Hal: Oh, great. Make it a challenge.
Doctor: Lady, you're just going to tire yourself out, and when it comes time to really push, you're going to be exhausted. Look, all I'm saying is, she can try to force this all she wants. It's just not going to... Oh, my God! Nurse!
Lois: [gasps]
Hal: Okay, honey, you're doing great, you're doing great. Just remember to breathe.
Lois: Hal... God, do you think we're really ready for a second baby? We're going to have twice as many kids and half the money. What's it going to do to us?
Hal: We- We'll, we'll find a way. You know, we love each other. We- We'll adjust. We'll make it work. I mean, they're just kids.
Doctor: Here he comes. Ow! My God, he kicked me in the nose. [baby laughs]