Craig: Hey, Lois. Just fighting Father Time.
Lois: Craig, I have to work late tonight. Would you mind feeding the boys?
Craig: No problem.
Lois: Thanks.
Craig: So, uh, I'm in charge, then?
Lois: All you have to do is fix them some dinner.
Craig: Right. But I'm completely in charge. They got to listen to me. [to himself] Dance for me. That's right, dance. Why? 'Cause I'm in charge, that's why.
Lois: [to herself] We burned his house down.