Quote from Craig in Mini-Bike
Lois: What's the matter, Craig? Craig: What does it say on this jar? Lois: "Craig." Craig: Well, I'm glad someone around here can read. These jars come with 14 pickles in them. I had three yesterday, two for lunch today and one-and-a-half for a snack, and now there are six-and-a-half pickles in this jar! Simple math indicates... Lois: Are you counting the one in your hand? Craig: Okay, false alarm. Lois: [quietly to herself] We burned his house down. We burned his house down.