Quote from Malcolm in Surgery
Lois: Oh, I'm sure it wasn't that bad. Malcolm: They made me use a bedpan even though I could walk. They turned off the lights at 6:30 so I couldn't even read. And last night, some man put a metal cage on my head. They were going to operate on my brain. Reese: [chuckles] Bedpan. Lois: Sweetie, I'm sure it was just a bad dream. Malcolm: Besides, I'm feeling a lot better now. I don't even think I need surgery. Lois: It's okay. Surgery makes everybody a little scared. Trust me, this is going to be over before you know it.