Quote from Reese in The Bully
Reese: I'm here to read to you. Patient: Okay. I was so glad when I heard you were coming. Reese: Really? Great. I just want to help. They said the terminal patients really get a lift from this kind of stuff. Patient: I'm sorry, did... did you say "terminal"? Reese: ... I'm in the wrong room. And come to think of it, I'm in the wrong hospital. Patient: Nurse! Nurse!