Quote from Hal in Therapy
Lois: Did you get the eclairs? Hal: I did, but they only had three left, and I had to cut in front of an old woman to get those. [sighs] Lois: Well, I just won't have one. Hal: No, no, no, no. I won't have one. You and Dewey can split one. Lois: That's not fair to Dewey. Forget it. We'll just let the boys have them. [When Lois and Hal hear the door, they cram the eclairs into their mouths. When they look back, the door was just blowing in the wind.] Hal: [mouth full] False alarm.