Malcolm: Here you go, Mom. Happy birthday!
Lois: Don't you want to wrap it?
Reese: No, it's okay.
Lois: An eyeglass repair kit. A box of throat lozenges. A dirt bike magazine.
Reese: I might want to look at that when you're done.
Lois: This cost you $30?
Malcolm: No, it was, like, eight.
Reese: This store's great, mom.
Dewey: When can I have my candy?
Reese: Relax, dude, we have 20 bucks worth. Shotgun!