Lois: What are you doing?
Hal: Trying to instill in Dewey the values sadly neglected by Mr. Milton Bradley in those cowardly Parker Brothers. I mean, how does kids are supposed to learn about how life really works? Not from that G-rated fairy tale. You can't just play a "Joy In The Circus" card and walk away scot-free.
Lois: "Found A Tumor?"
Hal: That takes you to the Chemo Spinner.