Carrie: This is amazing. Isn't it great finding someone with the same values?
Reese: Exactly. We couldn't be more on the same page. [Carrie grabs Reese's baseball cap] Hey, give me back my hat!
Carrie: You want your hat back, come and get it.
Reese: Oh. Oh, no.
Carrie: Hey, look at those gorgeous dogs.
Reese: Who gives a crap? I mean, except us. When is America going to finally realize that dogs are not our enemy?
Carrie: Wow, they really love you.
Reese: Yeah. This happens all the time. I guess they can smell that I really love animals. Get out of here, you mangy bastards!
[Reese notices a rasher of bacon sticking out from under his cap which Carrie is wearing]
Carrie: What? What's wrong, Reese?
Reese: Hey, you know what I realize? That is not my hat.
Carrie: What are you talking about?
Reese: Some crazy guy just shoved it of my head and took off. I have no idea what's inside of it!
Carrie: Oh, my God, is this bacon?!
Reese: That's not mine, I swear! I've been set up! And that is not my pork chop! Oh, my God, the conspiracy goes all the way to the top!