Reese: Wow, Dad, you buy out the whole store? No one's got a better dad than us.
Dewey: Except Joe Garoogian.
Reese: Dewey! You don't deserve to remember how good Dad is. You only deserve to remember me whacking the crap out of you.
Hal: Not so fast, Reese. The boy's just being honest. Now tell me, what is it about this Joe's father that's so great?
Dewey: His dad's vice president of an electronics company. He can get any type of TV, video game or stereo he wants.
Hal: Is there an electronics store near here?
Reese: Tech Boys on Willow. Price Town's closer, but they have crap for high-def.