Craig: Malcolm. There you are. Remember last week when you were trying to figure out how that spill got cleaned up?
Malcolm: No.
Craig: But remember those vitamins getting pulled from the shelf, and the ice cream case getting cleaned, and those socks being left out to dry and all those other things that seemed like they were happening by themselves?
Malcolm: Not now, Craig.
Craig: I figured it out. I know what's going on. The store is haunted.