Malcolm: Okay, it was a good plan having the guy meet you here. We've set up a few things to give you a little edge if you get in trouble.
Dewey: There's a broken bottle in that pile of leaves, and a can of bug spray under the Big Wheel. If it runs out, it still makes a great blunt object.
Reese: Remember, we're here for you. Unless it looks like you're getting a total beating. Then I may have to take his side.
Craig: Don't worry. I hate this guy more than anyone on Earth. This jerk is going to finally get what he deserves.
Vic Feldspar: Craigy? Is that you back there?
Craig: Hello, Dad. [charges at him]