Zoe: [sings] Are you coming back to bed, or should I just order a crib for you?
Hansen: [sings] I'm not coming back. I don't like to be where I'm not wanted. Especially if it's on a big giant bed!
Zoe: You've been on the couch for four days.
Hansen: I can hold on as long as you can.
Zoe: I have nothing to apologize for!
Hansen: Why would you? I bet they were the best four days of your life.
Dewey: No! No! No! You're both holding back too much. Glacienda, you sacrificed your future for a family that's not even grateful. You've got all this anger bubbling up that's ready to explode! And Don Argento, you have nothing in the world but that woman. You hate your job, you don't have friends and now you're losing her!
Chad: Dewey. When it says "Jamie wets his diaper," should I really wet myself?
Dewey: No.
Chad: But on show night?
Dewey: If the second act drags.
Hansen: Dewey, the problem is that these characters are just treading water. I mean, it's been four days and we've done four scenes with him on the couch.
Dewey: You're right. They're just stuck.
Chad: What if Don Argento solves his romantic problems with a machete in a tragic, yet comedic, big bloody mess?