Hal: [sleep talking] I had it! The gift... perfect... destroyed! That little one. Bad diapers!
Reese: Come on, Hal. What happened, happened. The main thing is, I'm here to help.
Hal: Need help, can't do it alone.
Reese: Now, tomorrow you'll be on your way to work, when you'll realize that your favorite son, Reese, is completely out of hair care products. So you'll put together a charming gift basket full of shampoos and styling gels.
Hal: It has to be done! No questions! Get to work!
Reese: It's interesting you'd say that. Because actually, there are quite a few projects I've lined up for you. Oh, but first, I'd like you to do something very important for me. [holds up stuffed animal]
Hal: Important! Of course, it's important.
Reese: Yes, it is. I want you to kiss this. You know, like you really mean it.