Quote from Francis in Kitty's Back
Francis: You need another roll in there, Dewey? Dewey: [o.s.] Shut up! Francis: I'm really sorry. I got carried away. I just... I missed you guys. And let's face it, torture and humiliation are the only ways we have ever known to say we love each other. Dewey: You know you're only making yourself feel better. Francis: Okay, okay. I want to give you something, Dewey. Something special. I've never even told Reese or Malcolm about it. It's like the ultimate defense against Mom and Dad. It's totally bullet-proof. Dewey: I'm listening. Francis: In Mom and Dad's bedroom, on the nightstand next to Mom's side is a big vanilla candle, have you seen it? Dewey: Yeah. Francis: Mom and Dad like to use that candle, when they, uh... lock their door and do grownup stuff. Dewey: You mean sex? Francis: I'm afraid so. Now it's gotten to the point that every time that candle is lit, all they can think about is... going back to their room. I have never seen it miss. Dewey: [opens door] Wow. Thanks. Francis: We are now Brothers of the Candle. Dewey: Francis, you've got to stop that.