Quote from Dewey in Reese Joins the Army: Part 2
Francis: Malcolm, we have to talk. We've been avoiding this, but it's time to face the facts. We need you to forge Dad's signature on this document declaring Mom mentally incompetent. That way, when Dad goes to jail, you can get emancipated and I'll take custody of Dewey and Jamie. Dewey: It's funny. I always figured Mom for jail and Dad for the loony bin. Life, huh?