Ida: Stealing an old woman's purse. I should have you all arrested.
Lois: Us? We know what you're doing to that poor Mr. Li. My God, I thought you were an evil, conniving monster before, but this, Mother, this is beyond the pale!
Hal: He's a human being, and you're drugging him!
Ida: It's called seduction. It's no different from wearing perfume or padding your bra with potatoes. What girl doesn't look for a little edge?
Malcolm: You are out of your mind! Either you march up to his room and tell him this wedding is off or we're calling the police!
Ida: All right, I'm going. Split the take?
Lois: Mom, go!