Lois: So, you two lovebirds met on a cruise. What was that like?
Ida: What is this, the third degree? People meet. Happens every day.
Mr. Li: It's an interesting story. The woman I dined with the first night was confined to sickbay after she fell overboard.
Ida: We had rough seas.
Mr. Li: But as often happens, misfortune brings opportunity, for it was then I met the beautiful Ida.
Hal: [chokes] Sorry. Swallowed a bug.