Hal: Before you say anything, Malcolm... I just want to tell you, I don't want to hear it. Can't you give your mother and me five minutes of peace?
Malcolm: You know what? You can have the rest of the day because I've given up. I'm not going to have any fun anyway, so why try?
Hal: As long as we're on the same page.
Malcolm: [to camera] Today sucked. I've done nothing except chicken out, get laughed at and fight with Reese. So now, I'm just going to lie down enjoy the sun and wait for them to take me home.
[Reese drops a wet jock-strap on Malcolm's face]
Malcolm: Eugh.
Reese: Now we're even.