Hal: It's just as much my fault. We've just never gotten this right. We are utter failures as parents. I mean, look at this pigsty. Look at how we live.
Lois: Why are we bothering even making a will? All we can leave our children is misery.
Hal: We are a walking advertisement for forced sterilization. Who are the idiots in Washington that allowed us procreate? I mean, this family is an unmitigated disaster.