Francis: [on the phone] Malcolm, just let me explain.
Malcolm: And then you actually have the nerve to ask us to risk our butts for you? Maybe we should just give the letter to Mom.
Francis: No, you can't do that!
Malcolm: Yeah, why not?
Francis: Because if you give the letter to Mom she'll know it's not Sunday.
Malcolm: Ah, I'll just tell her it came special delivery.
Francis: Yeah, well, she won't believe it 'cause she would have to sign for it.
Malcolm: I could forge her signature.
Francis: But then she'll know you can forge her signature.
Malcolm: Which won't matter at all because she'll be so mad at you she won't even think about me for a few days. And even if she does, I'll just tell her I didn't want to disturb her. So in addition to you getting nailed, I'll get points for being sympathetic.
Francis: Put Reese on the phone.