Hal: I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said anything before.
Abe: Mm-hmm!
Hal: This is our shot! We can't blow it like this. The whole point of the Gentlemen Callers was to have fun and help Malik tone down his drinking. We're friends! I don't even know why we're fighting.
[The Irish dancing duo argue in the back as Dewey eats ice cream]
MC : Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce an act we haven't seen before at the Founders Dinner. [moaning murmurs] Simmer down. Now let's give a warm welcome to the Gentlemen Callers! [applause]
Hal: Well, I for one, am a Gentleman Caller. Uh, well, th-thank you, ladies and gentlemen. The six of us couldn't be more honored to be here, and we're going to sing a little song about brotherhood. And forgiveness. And friendship.
[Hal starts to perform the routine alone]
Hal: ... Whoo-hoo! ... Play that banjo, Steve-o ...Yeehaw!
[Abe and the rest of the guys join Hal and sing "The Man Who Never Returned"]