Reese: What? I took a shower. Is that a crime?
Lois: Reese, is this going to be a daily thing? Because we got a schedule-
Hal: Honey, let me handle this. Son, are you on drugs?
Reese: No, it's just- Why doesn't everyone just leave me alone?!
Malcolm: [to camera] Wow, usually we don't get someone storming off from the table until after pancakes.