Malcolm: Look, I just don't want to go to this stupid funeral. There's no reason for me to go and I want to go to the concert with Julie!
Reese: Let's go. Let's go! I'll be waiting in the car.
Lois: Malcolm I am ashamed of you. Wanting to deny your poor Aunt Helen her due.
Malcolm: No, that won't work on me because I know you didn't love Aunt Helen. You hated her!
Lois: 'Course I hated her. What does that have to do with anything?
Malcolm: What?
Lois: Malcolm, this isn't about love. It's about family. We have a duty to this family and we are darn well going to do it.
Malcolm: But why? It's not fair. You can't just stick the word "family" in front of something and turn everyone else into slaves. It makes no sense. No one liked this woman so why do we have to pretend like we did now? What good will it do anybody?
Lois: Hal?
Hal: I got nothing.