Reese: Okay. You want maturity. Here's three weeks of social studies homework. Now I'm one week ahead. Plus, I called Grandma.
[on tape:]
Woman: Hello.
Reese: Hi, Grandma. It's Reese.
Woman: Who's this?
Reese: Grandma, it's Reese.
Woman: Who's Reese? No, I won't accept charges.
Reese: Grandma, come on. It's Reese.
Woman: I'm very tired.
Reese: Please.
[to his parents:]
Reese: It goes on like that for another ten minutes but I still want credit.