Lois: Fire? Fire? Fire?!
Malcolm: Mom! What?
Lois: This is the most stupid, irresponsible, dangerous thing you have ever done. Is this what you want? Will we have to identify your charred little bodies through their dental records? I want a straight answer. Who did this?
Reese: Malcolm did it.
Malcolm: Reese did it.
Reese: I didn't do it!
Malcolm: I didn't do it!
Dewey: We're going to the dentist?