Lois: Okay, I ran out of ham. One of you has to have egg salad, okay? And don't ditch your little brother. I don't want him getting kidnapped.
Reese: Yeah, Mom, that would be terrible. [to Malcolm] It's your turn to walk with him.
Malcolm: I walked him yesterday and the day before.
Reese: I walked with him when he wet his pants.
Malcolm: Okay.