Reese: What a pig!
Malcolm: What?
Reese: She was never that great, but now, jeez, it's like she's trying to be ugly.
Malcolm: Shut up!
Reese: Someone should tell her she's not in Europea any more. In America, we take showers.
Malcolm: Drop it, Reese. She doesn't smell.
Reese: She dresses like a bag lady. Oh, oh, I know, her butt is gigantic and she's trying to hide it. This is so great! I have so much material for that. I have a wide-load sticker, and I can make the truck noise when she backs up. Beep, beep, beep!
Malcolm: Reese, when exactly is she gonna back up?
Reese: Right. Okay. When's her lunch period? I can sneak in and throw bacon at her. Then she'll back up. Beep, beep.
Malcolm: Look, moron, she's not hiding her butt, she's hiding her big boobs, okay?! So if you tease her you're just gonna look like a...
Reese: You are a good, good brother.
Malcolm: No I lied! Her butt is huge!