[flashback:]
Hal: Okay, let's hear it! This has got to be my fault somehow. So go ahead. Say it, come on! I'm the cause of all that is bad in the universe! Everything that I touch turns to crap! And now I bring you rain! [thunder cracks]
Oh, you'll feel better once you get it out in the open, Lois! Come on!
Lois: I'm having the baby.
Hal: Oh... well... that's good because the car keys are inside the house.
So, I can either suffocate by going back in there to get them or you can have another baby out here on the lawn! Try the azaleas! Maybe they'll finally bloom!