Hal: Come on, honey. You got to admit it was kind of sexy me having to bail you out of jail. [off Lois's look] Well, it was sexy for me.
Lois: Oh, yeah, Hal, it was a real turn-on sitting there wondering how my children were doing, what horrible things are going through their heads, knowing that their mother is sitting in jail.
Reese: Hey, Mom, did you get tattooed?