Reese: Hey, Dewey. You know what? I've been thinking. You know how I never give you anything for your birthday?
Dewey: Yeah...
Reese: Well, here. Happy birthday!
Dewey: I already have a backpack.
Reese: Not like this one. See, this one has a whistle. [blows whistle] Why are you flinching? I'm giving you something nice.
Dewey: But I'm not going to take it.
Reese: Here, just hold it.
Dewey: No.
Reese: Why won't you let me do something nice?!
Dewey: I don't want it!
Reese: You're going to wear this and there's nothing you can do about it!