Hal: Remember, honey, how I promised you that exotic island vacation but we had to go have children instead?
Lois: Mm-hmm.
Hal: Well, I was thinking maybe today could be our little island getaway. We've got the sun, the sand, the palm trees. And I brought the cocktails. It's Malibu Rum in a lotion bottle so no one will know the difference.
Lois: [chuckles] You are so cute when you sneak in alcohol.