Malcolm: Hey, Reese, I think I just saw that girl you liked. You know, the one with the really long blonde hair.
Reese: April?
Malcolm: April, that's her. Why'd you say you liked her again?
Reese: She's real trampy. I hear she kisses with tongue.
Malcolm: Is that true, April?
[April is standing behind Reese]
April: Jerk!
Malcolm: Now we're even.
Reese: You geek!
Malcolm: You deserved it!