Joe: You seem to be practicing pretty hard. I hope you're not planning on doing something stupid, like winning.
Francis: Look, guys, I know you want me to lose but Spangler insisted I play a real game.
Joe: Francis, you can't win. If you do, Spangler's going to take it out on us.
Eric: Remember when Hendrix beat him playing horse on a lucky shot? We couldn't watch anything but PBS for a week.
Joe: And that was during pledge drive, man.
Francis: Guys, come on. Do you have any idea what Spangler's going to do to me if I lose?
Joe: [chuckles] Do you know what we're going to do to you if you win?
[Eric drinks from a PBS coffee mug]