Malcolm: You know what sucks about this school?
Carla: Students, teachers, the textbooks, the asbestos-filled building and the toxic dump it's built on?
Malcolm: Well, that, plus they never offer anything for people like us to do.
Carla: You know what would be cool? If there was a party that was the complete opposite of the prom.
Malcolm: You mean like a "morp."
Carla: What?
Malcolm: A morp, the complete opposite of the prom.
Carla: Morp. I like that. Yeah, instead of paying $500 for a dress, we could just wear jeans and a sweatshirt.
Malcolm: And instead of a limo, we can all just take the bus. We should totally do this.