Craig: This is it, the open road. A great new chapter's about to be written, a new legend about to be born. Will I travel from town to town solving crimes like Knightrider, or administer frontier justice like the guy from Kung Fu? I guess we'll just have to see. Okay, America, get ready to meet Craig Feldspar.
Lois: Craig, wait!
[Craig screams as a herd of cows stampede towards him]
Lois: Oh, my God!
Malcolm: Craig, are you all right?! Craig, Craig!
Craig: Kit, is that you? [coughs]